Have a very Meh-ry Christimas

Covid has properly dampened our spirits this year, so we’ve thrown festive spirit out of our highest sea-view windows - along with the sparkly pink tree that Susan tried to sneak in. Ugh.

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So, if you don’t give a shih-tzu about Christmas this year, bring yourself, your dog, and anyone else you don’t despise, over to our Scarborough hotel. We can all resent the festive cheer together.

Even better, you can escape away to your very own Grinch’s lair from only £59 per night. Just make sure you quote ‘MUCKOFF’ when you book online.

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Un-festive menu Mince pie illustration

You’ll be pleased to hear that our Bareca has ditched the traditional Christmas dinner, that we’re all sick of, in favour of some better grub.

The only sprouts you’ll see on this menu are stylishly sautéed with bacon, and our mains are actually stuff you wanna eat.

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How to scrooge up your christmas
  • If you get forced into putting your tree up, decorate it with anything but sparkles and glitter. We’ve gone for old beer cans.
  • Watch the Christmas movies you hate the most, and make a list of your order of hatred.
  • Make up your own lyrics to festive carols. Our favourite adaptation is ‘FOR CHRIST SAKE I NEED A silent night’.
  • Bin the typical Crimbo dinner and get creative. Turkey pizza anyone?
  • Escape the Christmas madness and opt for a chilled coastal holiday in Scarbs.
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